From an ANONYMOUS donor on the Internet "A Winter Poem"
It's winter here in Ohio, the gentle breezes blow;
Seventy miles an hour, at five degrees below!
OH, how I love Ohio!!!,
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of Winter's crisp air,
Only to have your nostrils freeze shut!
Yes, the weather here is Wonderful,
So, I guess I'll hang around,
I could never leave Ohio!!!
Cuz, if you could see right now,
I'm FROZEN TO THE GROUND!!!
